[BEDA] Blog Every Day In April: Days 22 through 26

I am not sure how I managed to miss five days worth of posts but I am enjoying BEDA and will complete it.

Day 22: Most Precious Idol – UKISS’ Dongho

Look at this baby-faced cutiepie. So precious.

Want to pinch those cheeks!

Day 23: Most Likely to Become a Frat-boy – SHINee’s Minho

Minho is very attractive and is athletic. That’s pretty much it.

 

Back from the kegger.

Day 24: Most Likely to Be Regina George

One of the Jung sisters. Both of the Jung sisters. It’s genetic.

Day 25: Biggest Flirt- BIGBANG’s Taeyang

When he’s not busy teaching us how to dougie, he’s kissing IU and making the moves on Go Hyun Jung.

Day 26: The Head Bitch on Campus – SHINee’s Resident Diva, Key

I don’t even know why Mir tried to go up against Diba.

Key dances better than my unnis.

[BEDA] Blog Every Day In April: Day 21 – Idol Most Likely to Go Solo

Many idols have done side projects or have produced solo albums but today I want to talk about one particular idol who   should go solo because I think that they could produce better music than they do in their idol group.

That idol would be Sistar’s Hyorin, whose voice I believe does not necessarily suit Sistar’s sound, and would like to see her explore different genres on her own. I was pretty much blown away by her appearance on Immortal Song 2 and became an instant fan:

She has the pipes, moves, versatility and stage charisma to pull it off successfully.

Runner up: BIGBANG’s T.O.P.  The only time he looked genuinely interested in anything was during GD&TOP promotions.

[BEDA] Blog Every Day In April: Day 20 – Biggest Troll

Trolling is something all idols do at some point in their careers. Some are unaware of it, but most do it to elicit psychotic reactions from fans and to cultivate sexual frustration for their own amusement. Then there is Yang Hyun Suk, CEO of YG Entertainment, father of BIGBANG and 2NE1, troll king. YG and KBS were not on good terms because KBS was not willing to give BIGBANG time to promote as many songs as they requested during promotions for their fourth ep album.

Good old YG laid the troll on thick by basically saying that KBS could not produce a stage suitable for BIGBANG’s comeback. Ouch. YG’s trolling knows no bounds as he tells his artists that they’re ugly with no reservations.

Like his boss, Seungri likes to troll his fans:

Noona Troll.

DAMN YOU, MAKNAE!!!

Then there’s the sexual frustration troll, who aims to service his fans with the best of what I deem the sex troll face, and cause the ovaries (and testes) of unsuspecting fans to implode:

Really now Maknae? Is this necessary?

I didn’t watch that video but it was enthralling wasn’t it? And now you hate him because he gave you so many feelings that you don’t know what to do with yourself, right?

Well played Maknae, well played.

(Maknaes know how to play with the minds of fans)

Right back at ya, Sex Face Troll-dol.

[BEDA] Blog Every Day In April: Day 19 – Idol most likely to win a poetry slam competition

With thoughtful lyrics such as:

I’m John Galliano, Dior, Louis Vuitton,
Van Assche, YSL, Dolce & Gabbana
Givenchy, Alexander McQueen, Tuxedo and shoes
Always Dom Perignon Pink
A massive head, cursed physique
I’m a completely different level from youse
I’ll repay you tenfold in a matter of time
If you’re jealous, come at me
But careful, Parterre of your dreams

Sweet stuff, no joke
You won’t be able to sleep because of your fluttering heart
Lalala I’m To-To-TOP
Hey hey, Everybody’s man TOP

I’m always generous, even when my fists are clenched (ie. even when I’m in a fight)
I’m mild, neither greasy nor frothy at all
I’m confident
(Ready or not) No Bingu here

TOP’s most likely to win a poetry slam competition up in the ROK.

[BEDA] Blog Every Day In April: Day 18 – Cutest OTP

Fame is a fleeting thing in the world of kpop where new groups debut every week. Established groups release several mini albums to stay relevant and promotional material and appearances can prove ruinous if not executed properly. The one thing that appears to remain constant are the bonds formed between group members over the years of poverty, rigorous training, and once successful, crammed schedules. For some the lack of social life and constant interaction in close quarters with group members may cause misunderstandings and confrontations while others become a surrogate family.

And for some their one true pairing, their soulmate, comes in the most comforting of forms:

MBLAQ’s Seungho even goes about his pizza consumption in a methodical manner:

Seungho lovers, bring the boy a pizza and he might be willing to entertain your fantasies.

My OTP involves myself, pizza and those lips.

Idols and fast food are the ultimate pairing. Just as Lee Jin Ki:

Jinki Lickin' Good.

Honourable mention goes to Yunjae who, while no longer together, will forever be together in our hearts.

True love lasts forever. *wipes a tear*

 

(credit to owners)

[BEDA] Blog Every Day In April: Day 17 – Occupation, Booty Popper

Hot damn!

There is a lot of booty poppin’ going on in the ROK. There must be something in the water or the rigorous idol-training system that churns out talented dancers like there is no tomorrow.  Today’s winner is none other than the King of Kkap, Queen of Drag himself, 2AM’s Jo Kwon! Once the music goes on, he puts all the ladies to shame. Ms. Bubble Pop herself ain’t got nothing on this boy:

What really sells it are those accompanying facial expressions.

I could watch this shit all day. Honourable mention goes to Kikwang’s “American dance”.

[BEDA] Blog Every Day In April: Day 16 – Most Likely to Cast the Avada Kedavra Incantation

The idol most likely to cast the avada kedavra incantation on her group members and possibly her management is T-ara’s Jiyeon so that she can finally pursue her acting career full time. She doesn’t look too enthused about being a pop star so it’s only a matter of time before she turns her group mates into dust. So long suckers!!

She's preparing the incantation there.

 

Her contribution to this drama’s soundtrack is half decent. Good luck!

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